Ho ho hoooo!
You know the best thing about the holidays? All the ho-ho-hoeing going on. It's why they call it the most magical time of the year. And when I saw this candle, I immediately thought of you. Who wouldn't? When it comes to hoeing, you're up there with the best of them. That's why everyone invites you to parties. (Oh, and hey. I wasn't calling you names or anything. I'm just jolly like that.)